Raise your right hand and pledge to the following:
- I will use between a 1/2 cup of grounds and 1 cup of grounds for a standard 12 cup coffee maker.
- I will research french presses, pour overs, and other specialty brewing methods before using them.
- I will never, under any circumstances, brew coffee that is over 6 months old.
- I will never refer to a Starbucks Frappucino as "coffee".
A few others:
If your coffee tastes bad, it probably is.
Combination coffee shops and Mexican restaurants are bad idea.